Top 10 LCHS moments

Time to take a trip down memory lane, here are the top 10 LCHS moments (1997-2002)

1) Joseph's Fire Shirt - the year hadn't even begun yet Joseph's fire shirt started off what was to be a great year..."Boy is it hot in here or is it just Joseph's shirt?!?" - Gianni Berretta

2) French Fry Lunch Lady - After causing many problems in the lunch room one lunch lady thought that it would be a "good idea" to sit down with us. Little did she know that within those 30 seconds she sat down with us Jerry had placed a french fry on her shoulder. After asking us "what's so funny!?" one of her fellow lunch ladies had pointed out to her that she had a fry on her shoulder. Her face turned red like a tomato

3) Charles! Charles! Charles! - Charles, the substitute teacher, went through much ridicule with us constantly calling out his name three times in a row. Apparently one day "vince" went to far and got kicked out of class...some people never get caught.

4) You hungary Joe? - Joseph never did get to enjoy his large poutine that day as we had all a plan for everyone to take a fry once he arrived. After seeing all those hands reaching for is poutine Jospeh screams "just take it!!!" and left for his ball hockey game where he was later asked the question "you hungary joe??"

5) 200 loose leafs - "Tomarrow everyone bring a pack of 200 loose leafs and we'll shoot them around" - Jerry Tutino. I could not believe the response he got to that request as all most everyone sitting in the back of the 19C brought a pack that day. Needless to say we made it out the parking lot when the bus stopped. We all ran out and took the 70 home.

6) "No more words!" - the words of a very fustrated bus driver after having it up to his neck with our stupidities. Lenny ended up laughing at his mis pronountiation and got a kick in his ass out the door for his troubles

7) "A bien Caaaauu-liissssss" - imagine yourself as a janitor installing a towlet, you forget a tool and leave for 5 minuts. When you come back you see a large "chocolate swirl" like terd in the bowl waiting for you. unbelievable.

8) "Chris give me my $1.00" - Jerry bets Chris $1.00 that he would get better than him on his math test. They get it back Chris beats Jerry by 1%, Jerry gives him $1.00. Jerry later on finds a mistake in his test, the teacher corrects it and gets better than Chris. Jerry askes him for his money, Chris gives him $1.00. Since Jerry already gave him $1.00, Chris needs to give him another $1.00. Chris refuses saying that he gave him $1.00 and its all even stevens.

9) Dadario vs JL - number nine is dedicated to all the memories given to us by the Dadario vs JL fights. Thanks for the memories guys

10) DaCosta vs Joseph - "Jospeh" shoots an orange in Anthony Dacosta's eye causing one of the most memorable fights in the five years. Famous quotes from the fight, "Anthony it was Joseph" - Jerry Tutino, "i saw yoooooouuuu" - Anthony Dacosta, "hold this, hold his" - Joseph Giammaria.

please feel free to add more memorable moments to the comment bord!

The night that never was

There's just somethings in life you just cannot explain, Chris Franco is one of them. Last friday Jerry and I had a conversation with Chris and we all agreed that we would play Rock Band next Saturday night. If my math is correct thats a 8 day notice that we would be playing. All week we would keep bringing it up, mentioning to him that we were excited . The plan was that on Saturday we would go to Vince's house to watch the hockey game at 4, then play rock band until 9 (cause vince had to leave on a prior engagment). Unbelievably on Saturday, as i was picking up my keys to go to Vinces house, i get a call from Jerry saying that Chris wasn't coming, that he didn't know what we were talking about. Dumbfounded by the situation i get on MSN (knowing that he would be on) and asked Chris why he wasn't coming. He's excuse was that he never promised us anything and that he had to stay home and "shovel", this was before the snow storm.

As it turned out none of us ended up doing anything that night thanks to Chris. Here's what could have happened.

If Chris would have been faithful to his promises we all would have been at Vinces with rock band (4:00 p.m.). Vince's prior engagment would have been cancelled, leaving us with one hell of a rock band party snowstorm rockin night (till 3 in da mornin).

Thanks Chris.

Jerry says: "but it's OK because we "accidentally" found out that Jim Jims and Mary are going on a trip, therefore leaving Christophers home vacant. House Parties all week long till 3 in da mornin. Its payback time CFO, and we are all ready to cash in those post dated checks (A.K.A Favors). Party starts March 17th/2008.

Top 10 Jerry Quotes

Here are a list of memerable Jerry quotes:
1) "every wrinkle is expirience, like a tree" (Cancun, Mexico)
2) "eh ben" (Pythons hockey/RDS accouncer)
3) "Jaune comme mon piss" (Jackals hockey)
4) "Shake and Bake" (Pythons Hockey)
5) "When the tanks empty, you gotta fill her up" (vince's basement/hungry man commercial)
6) "Lady stop busting my chops im on vacation" (Cancun, Mexico)
7) "It's Free!!!" (Toronto Video)
8) "Who's that girl..lalalalalalala" (While clubbing when drunk)
9) "Tutino Bonjour" (while working at the pepinaire)
10) "p'ti cul" (used as an insult in various scenarios)

please feel free to reply and add more!